Ok. So here at my house we like to do experiments. Especially ones that involve slim (he is a person, my housemate, the one we did the prank on). last year it was donnie, some…but this year its slim.

Here is the observation that caused the experiment: the roommates (danny and adam) and myself usually pick up after slim. and this is when the question came up…” how long do you think he would leave something there?”

Experiment Log….

Monday: April 7th

Slim orders a Little Caesar’s Hot and Ready and finishes it by himself

so we started the experiment with this pizza box. it was left sitting at the end of the coffee table during the National Championship (Rock Chalk)

Wednesday: April 16th

Slim brings home Jack in the Box. Eats. leaves the drink on top of the pizza box (day 10)

Saturday: April 19th

Slim brings in a Gatorade bottle. Finishes it. sets it on the pizza back next to the cup (day 3) and the pizza box (day 13)

Monday: April 21

late monday night. i look over at the coffee table and find no pizza box, no cup…and no bottle…i asked danny and he freaks, i call adam and he said he didnt throw it away. Experiment over…..

Final Results/Conclusion

It took him 2 weeks to throw away a pizza box, 6 days for a Jack in the Box cup and 3 days for a Gatorade bottle….he is moving out soon…on his own…i dont wanna see what his apartment is going to look like…hopefully there will be more things we can do before the semester is over..

Sketchy Waco Clinic

April 18, 2008

Ok most you know im going to Morocco for the summer and that requires some immunization shots. Hep A B and Tetanus . So for some reason the nearest clinic that has the shots are in Waco. So Colton and myself head on up there on Thursday afternoon.

We get there and im already uneasy because i dont like shots. So we go into the waiting room. its not the nicest place…nor the cleanest. So me i give Colton this look and he just laughs at me…very comforting friend…glad he came with…..so i go through the steps of signing in and paying. meanwhile Colton is sitting in the waiting room with 4 screaming kids running around him and crying. And he said at one point there was a bug on him! So we are in there for about 20 mins and my name gets called.

“Kong!” (close enough right?) so i get up and walk to her and she tells me ” Second door on the right” I walk in there and its a tiny little office room cluttered with papers all over the desk. she tells me to sit down in his computer chair and gets the shot ready…. and right now im like what is going on…where is the bed with the paper on it? where is the skeleton? the eye chart? all i saw was her computer, stapler, pens and then it was the cotton balls and the rubbing alcohol…she gives me the shot right there in her office and its over….

i dont get shots often but im not sure thats usually were you get shots…i hope my arm doesnt fall off….but i have to go up there again next week for the second series of shots…anyone wanna come??

Rock Chalk Jayhawks!!

April 11, 2008

So many of you who know me well…knew this would be coming

Kansas has won their 3rd national championship. the last one was 20 years ago in 1988. If you watched that game it was the best game of the tournement. It was a close game the whole way! It was awesome! my friend Katie Leibert was in San Antonio at the game and she bought me a National Championship shirt ( she got me a Medium..they were all out of smalls..)and since it doesnt fit i am going to frame it.

 

and this is how i was feeling when they won! It was awesome!

 

Ok….so this week I have had two “Asian joke” encounters. I know this will probably upset Russell and maybe Bush and Aaron…but I don’t know.

Monday: I go out to the intramural softball game; it’s the first day I am out in public since Stunt Night. (Stunt Night is an event where all four classes at UMHB put on a skit for the student body. And I was one of the main characters in ours and I spoke in Vietnamese that whole time…might have been a bad idea… but I did) anyways….i am out there throwing the ball around hanging out…and this freshman kid comes up to me and says “hey man you did a good job during stunt night it was real funny” and im like cool man thanks. And 2 minutes later…(the kid doesn’t know my name…doesn’t know anything about me…) he calls me “Wang Chung” and laughs about it. And I tell him my name is Khang…and he still just laughs…

Wednesday:  In my Management Information Systems class (the class where the teacher cant pronounce my name) we were talking about Information Security. And he had a story about how his credit card was recently stolen and he was telling the class about it. Recently there was a $150 charge on it…he was looking around the class telling the story…then….he told us that it was charged to a Chinese Restaurant in Minnesota and looked directly at me… I then looked around the class to see if he was going to look at anyone else…nope he just stared me down and told me about this Chinese restaurant. I proceeded to tell him  that I was not Chinese but he didn’t care, he went on complaining to me that he didn’t like Chinese food for about 10 minutes, he never looked away from me.

I don’t know why this stuff happens. Maybe cause its central texas? Who knows?